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Have you ever used a drill to make a hole in a wall, and it made you think of something else? Or, perhaps, your partner was passing by and made a sneaky comment about thrust on that thing. Not many people open their toolbox or go to their shed and see the full potential hiding in it. Obviously, going for a rake or a shovel is a bit excessive, but a saw can make for a great DIY sex machine. It can also help with your stamina as you can just sit back and give your wife a ride via a button. On top of that, if you’re inventive, a DIY fuck machine can spice up your workout routine just like Mac’s Ass Pounder 4000!
In this article, we’ll go over some of the most popular homemade sex machines, the names of which are just as entertaining, and we’ll also tell you how to build a fucking machine on your own. Let’s get to it!
Can You Make Your Own Sex Machine?
The simple answer is — yes, you can. But you have to be careful with the way you go about it, which we’ll talk about later on. The thing is, with DIY fucking machines, the sky’s the limit. Just let your kinky imagination flow, and the only thing you need to worry about is yours and your partner’s safety (even if your partner is your right hand). There are plenty of examples online if you’re in need of inspiration. For instance, there’s a cockathrone for your queen wife to sit on while she’s whispering love secrets to your polemarch. As she pleases you, the chair, powered by an electric drill, will keep her motivated, and the pleasure will be mutual.
Basically, with homemade fucking machines, the idea is to allow electrical power to provide the thrust and tenacity a human body cannot. Sometimes, you can have a double-headed Cerberus, with you and your partner facing away from each other like in a weird counter-centipede formation. Often, it takes only a sawsall dildo attachment, and you’ll scream the happiest of screams. If you make it the right way, you can control the speed and the depth if you will. The best part is, you’ll never hear a drill say how that never happened to it before.
Now, this one is not as scary as it sounds. As the name suggests, it involves an electric reciprocating saw, and if you’ve ever used one of these, you know how powerful they can be. You need an adapter, something that will attach a man’s rubber pride to the head of the saw and make it go back and forth, and then back and forth some more. You can use an adapter you already have by cutting off a saw (the pointy, sharp part). Then, you connect it to that dildo you already have (come on, we’re all friends here), and that’s it. Go easy on the voltage, use a less-powerful tool, at least at first, until you figure it out.
Obviously, the easiest way to do this is to buy the adapter online. But if you’re your own man and consider this as cheating the DIY part, you can easily make the adapter by yourself; just make sure it’s safe, and there are no sharp parts involved. There’s a record of a woman going to the hospital to treat severe injuries when the saw cut through the rubber and made chaos in her privates.
This is what you get when you cross a drill with a dildo. Didn’t we tell you they come with spectacular names? This is our personal favorite as far as the name and ease of use go. As with the fucksaw, all you need is a penis attachment (homemade or bought) and a drill. As you probably already know, a drill’s motor doesn’t make it go back and forth as a reciprocating saw’s one does. Drills go in a circular motion, spinning around at high speeds, and as it breaks through walls, it’s actually your hand pushing the drill forward that’s making the hole. So while a drilldo does not provide a penetrating motion, your hand is there to move it forwards and backwards, while the dildo spins around, making your every nerve tingle with joy.
As a drilldoer, make sure you don’t get caught in the moment and push too far, you can severely hurt your drilldoee. If you’ve used a drill before, and we’re sure you have, you’ll know that the drill motor, when up and running, vibrates intensely.
Jillsaw, as you might have already guessed, is a combination of a jigsaw and a dildo. You can see the pattern by now. In your left hand, there’s an electric tool that comes with high voltage and achieves great speeds. In your right hand, there’s a rubber mold of what you looked like back when you were twenty-five, and you weren’t secretly happy your wife faked a headache. Combine these two together, and two plus two equals happiness and tranquility around the house. She’ll even stop asking what’s the point of overtime if a football game ends up in a draw nonetheless.
While most of the time it involves a dildo, the attachment doesn’t necessarily have to be penis-shaped. You can use a masturbator such as a magic wand (still suspiciously shaped like a penis) or a flogger to whip around (great with jigsaws and drills). Basically, do what you’re into, as long as it’s safe, which brings us to...
Making Your Own Sex Machine… the Right Way
The number-one concern you should have when figuring out how to build a sex machine is safety. We’ve mentioned this before, but it’s important to say it again. Don’t forget, you’re using an electric tool made for slashing through wood, concrete, and bricks, and now you’re taking it and putting it where our bodies are highly sensitive. In all honesty, the best way to go about these sex toys is to buy them readymade. There are, for instance, drilldos that derive from a drill, but the machine itself was actually made specifically for sexual purposes. With these, you don’t need to worry about something going afoot.
Moreover, while your device may be safe in terms of not creating a wound or a serious injury, don’t forget that these machines are very powerful. Although they might not open you up, they are still greatly intense, and some of us just can’t handle turbo mode. Go one step at a time, consult at all times with your partner, listen to your body, and don’t overdo it. No point in playing a game if it puts you in the ER.
Having said that, that doesn’t mean you have to buy toys from someone else to have fun. You can still make it on your own, just make sure you do everything in order. Without getting too technical, when you start fixing it up, make sure no metal parts will get close to yours or your partner’s body — only the rubber. Also, make sure the adapter you use is on the lengthy side as you don’t want the heated motor touching your skin. As we’ve already said, start out with less-powerful tools and work your way up until you find what tickles your fancy among other things.
Sex Machine Book
If your imagination (or internet search skills) fails you, you can look for a sex machine book, where you’ll find detailed reports on various DIY sex machines and how you can make them. Alongside the three most popular ones we’ve talked about above, you’ll find information on toys such as Velvet Thruster, Hismith Mini, Rocking Sex Machine, and Rumble Seat. Our personal recommendation? Be sure to check out Hide-a-Cock and Extreme Bangin Bench, they are as… determined as they sound.
Oh, and yeah, about that jackhammer you’ve been thinking of since you’ve started reading: just don’t go there...
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