Horse Dildos


Prepare yourself for the biggest dildo of your life when you get a hold of our horse dildos!

If you don’t already know, horses have some of the biggest penises there is (We’re not kidding, you can even look it up!). So you already know that we’re not going to let the opportunity of implementing these into our dildos pass. We’re giving you better reasons to enjoy your sex life, and it starts right here in this collection!

You don’t ever have to worry about the quality that you’ll be getting with your sex toy again. All our products in this array of pleasure shafts are made from silicone and thermoplastic elastomer (TPE). The quality of these is actually medical-grade, meaning they surpass the same quality of material being used for medical and hospital equipment…and you can’t beat that!

Another thing that’s worth pointing out is that you don’t have to worry ruining your dildo due to water damage. That, also, won’t be any of your concern as these products are also non-porous. Some silicone or TPE products have tiny holes around them called micro-pores where water or any other liquid can seep in through. A non-porous product ensures that there are no micro-pores, resulting in a fully 100% waterproof item. Yes, that also makes this usable in the shower or tub as well!

Hold your horses! We’re not done yet. If you’re looking for an adventure, then you’ve come to the right place. Not only do these dildos have the length and girth, but they also have other prominent features so that you can savor every moment of your evening from start to finish.

Most of these toys have suction cup bases at the bottom, replacing the plain handles. This suction cup can be utilized when you want to switch up the scenery and do all the action in your bathroom. It can adhere to any hard and smooth surface such as tiles and hardwood so you can have hands-free fun any time you want.

For all the ladies who want to act like the untamed mustang, you can finally achieve that when you get a strap-on dildo! This one fits nice and snugly around your waist (and can be adjusted if it doesn’t right away) with the long horse’s dong so you can do all the thrusting and feel like the dominant one in bed.

To make it even better, that dildo is attached to a bulb pump that can inflate the shaft, increasing its size and adding up to the stimulation making it easier to achieve that long-awaited orgasm.

Those are only two of our special features for this collection, but there’s so much more to explore! Don’t be shy about getting lost in this wonderful array of sex toys so you can reach your sexual dreams. Pair your favorite toy up with a water-based lubricant, and you’re all set to go!

Saddle up and get ready for one heck of a ride with our horse dildos!

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