Homemade Pocket Pussies

One of the questions we always find asked with almost any kind of sex toy is: “how can I make one at home”. This can be more or less successful depending on which sex toy you are trying to replicate. Pocket pussies are actually one of the easiest sex toys to replicate at home. They will never be as good as the real thing but in a pinch, they can definitely get you off.

There are a number of different techniques you can try when creating a homemade pocket pussy. These include:

  • Towel Tube: These are very simple to make. You just need a towel and a latex glove or condom. Simply roll the towel into a tube and put the glove or condom over the end. Turn the whole thing inside out, and you have a tube ready for your penis. Lubricate if necessary and go to town. You can make it even better by warming up your towel beforehand.

  • Pair of Socks: Figure out how the hell this works, don’t understand it…

  • Toilet Roll Tube: This is incredibly easy to make. Simply slide a condom through the centre of a toilet roll tube and fold it over the outside. Use a rubber band to secure the condom and you’re ready to go.

  • Potato Chip Tube: Potato chip tubes are ideal to create a pocket pussy. Simply slide a pair of sponges into the tube and leave a little space in the middle to form a soft canal. Then slide a condom into the canal and wrap it around the outside of the tin. If you want a little warmth, then you can warm the sponges before you put them in.

  • Jellied Cornstarch: This one takes a little longer to make. You need to fill a cup to about ½ full of cornstarch, then add water until the cup is ¾ full. Stir the mixture thoroughly, then microwave it for a minute or two until the mixture turns to jelly. Then poke a hole in the middle and microwave it another 30 seconds or so. Place an object around the size of your penis into the mixture and refrigerate it all for 45 minutes. Once the mixture is cooled and solidified, remove the object from the mixture and do your thing. For extra stimulation you can use an object with ridges in it before the mixture sets.

Which One is the Best?

To be completely honest with you, most of these aren’t that great. They work as a one-off solution, but if you’re looking for something for multiple use then a real pocket pussy will always be the way to go. Out of the available options though, the potato chip tube will usually be the best to go for. These don’t fall apart as easily as the other homemade versions and feel better from the extra padding the sponges use.

If you’re looking for a good time while masturbating, you’re going to be much better off getting a real pocket pussy. These feel much nicer and last much longer than any of the homemade solutions, with much less preparation needed. Head on to our store to see some of the many options available.