Screwing Around The House - How To Use A Suction Cup Dildo

It's finally time to talk about a very special product which has absolutely taken the sex toy world by storm.

It's flexible, versatile, comes in a huge range of sizes and colors, can be used in almost any room of your house, and lets you pound and thrust away to orgasm while keeping your hands free to stroke your cock, tease your clit, grope your breasts, pinch your nipples or do anything else to bring yourself even more pleasure than ever before.

Of course, we couldn't be talking about anything other than the suction cup dildo.

Who would have ever thought that such a simple addition could open up an entire world of possibilities for giving and receiving pleasure? It may seem impossible, but it is completely true.

The addition of a sturdy suction cup at its base transforms a dildo from a mere toy into a versatile pleasure tool suited for a variety of situations in a huge range of locations.

What once was just a hunk of silicone, rubber or plastic can now even help you and your partner finally live out that long-held threesome fantasy that once seemed so impossible! But just what is so great about the suction cup dildo?

Well, we're going to explain it to you with this helpful guide which covers everything from how to create a solid, unbreakable suction seal to what positions to use with your new dildo to what walls, floors or pieces of furniture it can most easily be attached to.

So read on to learn more about the exciting, orgasmically pleasurable world of the suction cup dildo!

What Is A Suction Cup Dildo?

Much of the general public received their first exposure to the suction cup dildo when pranksters attached a particularly large, bright pink model to the car of British Parliament member Jacob Rees-Mogg.

While the culprits were neither identified or arrested, Rees-Mogg stated in an interview that he believed the dildo's placement, along with other acts of vandalism on his house, car and property, were carried out to oppose his support of Britain's controversial decision to leave the European Union - a massive political event nicknamed "Brexit".

However, many who saw this news did not come away from the story thinking about Brexit or the morality of Rees-Mogg's political opinions.

Rather, they found themselves asking - "how on Earth did they get the dildo to stay standing straight up on his car like that?"

Well, the answer is simple - the task was performed by a single suction cup. Yes, in fact, the revolutionary toy known as the suction cup dildo is in fact nothing more or less than a standard dildo with a large suction cup affixed to its base. However, that relatively small change has far-reaching effects.

The suction cup can be used to attach the dildo to various surfaces and objects around the house, including but not limited to walls, floors and furniture.

Now, instead of needing to use your hand - or your partner's hand - to manipulate the dildo so that it moves in just the right way and hits your prostate or G-spot, you can enjoy hands-free self-pleasure sessions while fucking yourself on the attached dildo in a variety of positions.

In general, suction cup dildos resemble other, more "standard" types of dildo in almost every way.

They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors, and can range from "realistic" - flesh-toned models featuring lifelike molded additions such as wrinkles, foreskin, pubic hair or testicles - to "fantasy" - large dildos in strange curved or twisted positions with bright colors, unique textures and even add-ons such as clitoral stimulation, vibration, or glitter.

There are thicker models for vaginal use, thinner models for anal use, and curved or tapered designs which can be used for whichever kind of penetration you most prefer.

However, because they must be able to attach to vertical surfaces such as walls without drooping or falling down, suction cup dildos tend to be made from lightweight materials such as silicone, rubber, polyvinyl chloride (PVC) or yielding "jelly-like" elastomers.

Many suction cup dildos utilize a manufacturing style called "dual density," in which a lightweight inner core made from foam or aerated elastomer is coated with a more flesh-like outer layer of silicone, rubber or even high tech options like CyberSkin.

It is very unlikely that you will find a suction cup dildo made from glass, due to its fragility and the risk of falling to the ground and shattering, or plastic or stainless steel (or any other metals) due to their greater weight.

As long as the suction cup is sufficiently strong, you can choose the other details and elements of your dildo depending on your personal preferences.

For once, we actually recommend starting out with something a little bit longer, as that will still allow you to experience a good amount of penetration and tease your sweet spots even when getting used to the new angles and positions which come with using this type of dildo.

If you are worried about accidentally hurting yourself by penetrating too deeply in a new position, you can choose one with a flared, wider base or a pair of molded balls on the end.

This will stop you from being able to impale yourself too far on the dildo and force you to take things slowly as you become accustomed to the new sensation.

Everything else though - width, shape, color, texture, and whether or not the dildo features add-ons such as vibration - is totally up to you!

Why Choose A Suction Cup Dildo?

As we mentioned at the beginning of this article, the primary advantage which a suction cup dildo has over a more standard variety is the ability to engage in hands-free pleasure both alone and with a partner.

With a normal dildo, you need to constantly keep a hold on it and use your hands and fingers to move it around inside you.

While some dildos can vibrate or even rotate a bit on their own, every other type of motion - from thrusting to grinding to pounding - must be controlled by a pair of human hands.

While this can be pleasurable, it can also sometimes feel quite frustrating, especially when you want to use your hands to help yourself reach orgasm in other ways, such as stroking your cock or rubbing your clit.

Some people have even complained about finishing up some standard dildo penetration earlier than planned because their hands and wrists have started to cramp or become sore.

With a suction cup dildo, you can guarantee that that will never happen, no matter how quickly and roughly you go to town on your own holes!

In addition, suction cup dildos are great for realizing your fantasies during alone time. It's much easier to pretend that a thick silicone cock is actually the flesh and blood equipment of your lover if it is firmly attached to a wall or floor and you aren't having to constantly adjust it with your hands while you're thrusting into yourself.

Realizing you fantasies doesn't have to just be limited to your solo fun times either - you and your partner can bring a suction cup dildo into the bedroom and attach it to the wall or headboard to make that threesome you've always dreamed about come to life!

It's great for double penetration, too - it will stay steady in your vagina, mouth or ass while your partner claims a different hole, allowing you to simply lay back, relax, and focus on the pleasure rather than having to stay engaged and alert in case your dildo needs a little more adjusting.

Because the suction cups at their bases tend to be fairly flat in nature, most suction cup dildos are also highly compatible with strap-on harnesses.

They fit easily into the provided O-rings and can rest snugly against the wearer's pubic bone without annoyances like a pointy or bulky base getting in the way.

If you and your partner are fans of pegging, a suction cup dildo will make an excellent addition to your collection. After all, using a strap-on in the bedroom is most fun when you've got a variety of sizes to choose from and can try out something different each night.

Just make sure to check the girth measurements of the suction cup dildo before making your purchase, in order to check whether or not you need to purchase additional O-rings or if they will fit snugly in one of the ones you already own.

Chairs, Walls, And The Floor Too - So Many Options!

Now it's time to answer what is probably the most frequently asked question of all when it comes to suction cup dildos: just where, exactly, can I attach that suction cup to?

Luckily, while the answer isn't quite "absolutely anywhere you want to at all," it's pretty darn close. As long as you follow a few simple rules, your imagination is basically the limit when it comes to finding places to have fun with your new suction cup bearing stud!

Locations where you attach the dildo should be sturdy, solid, fairly unyielding, and, most importantly, capable of standing up to at least a little weight, pressure and movement.

After all, part of the reason you are interested in having a hands-free pleasure session in the first place is so that you can give yourself a rougher self-screwing than you can with a simple standard dildo, right?

Stick to solid surfaces like walls, floors or wooden furniture and (with a few exceptions) avoid soft, squishy or movable items or locations such as pillows, beanbag chairs, plush carpets, or your favorite extra-large stuffed animal.

There are two other important considerations which should not be neglected when choosing a temporary home for your thick new silicone or rubber cock: one, can the suction cup attach properly and create a good seal and two, how easy or difficult will the area be to clean up after you are finished?

Regardless of what equipment you yourself possess, masturbation with a suction cup dildo can be a rather messy experience: sweat, saliva, human ejaculation fluids, and, of course, lubricant, can get absolutely everywhere even if you are careful.

So, we'd recommend avoiding hooking up your dildo to the brand new comforter on your bed or that antique fabric-upholstered chair that you inherited from your grandmother.

In general, a good rule of thumb is to avoid cloths and fabrics at all costs and stick to flat, smooth, shiny surfaces such as wood, metal, plastic, plaster or tile.

Avoid carpeted floors - stick to hardwood or tile. Small fabric accessories such as throw rugs or welcome mats should be removed entirely from the vicinity before you begin.

Beds do contain some areas which are acceptable for use - the headboard in particular - but, if you are worried about cleanliness, you can strip off the covers and sheets, use an older, spare set that you don't mind getting dirty, or put a plastic or latex covering on top of the entire mattress.

If you absolutely feel the need to penetrate yourself with the assistance of a couch, loveseat, or fabric chair, it should also be covered - plastic furniture covers are inexpensive and easily purchased at most home goods stores.

You can even improvise by using something like a tarp or a large sheet of plastic, as long as you make sure that the area is thoroughly covered before beginning any sexual activities.

Luckily, the overlap between "surfaces which are easy to clean" and "surfaces which the suction cup at the base of your dildo will easily stick to" is fairly significant. Once again wood, tile, and hard plastics come out on top, allowing for the creation of a tight seal which poses almost no risk of accidentally coming undone mid-thrust.

Fabrics and other softer, more yielding materials will result in a seal with far less integrity, possibly running the risk of accidentally disconnecting dildo from surface and winding up in a rather uncomfortable position with an unattached toy jammed up your anus or vagina.

Once again, plastic covers are your friend - you don't want to risk the discomfort, pain or even injury which can result from using one of these bad boys incorrectly!

As we said, pretty much the only limit to where you can successfully attach your suction cup dildo are the above rules and your own imagination.

But if you're overwhelmed by the sheer amount of choices available to you and looking for some ideas about how to get started, read on for a few of our favorite places around the house for a little self-pleasure.

Every single item in this guide was suggested by a Lovegasm staff member, so you know they're all the real deal!

Get On The Floor

The floor is considered by many to be the most "simple" or "classic" way to get started with your brand new suction cup dildo. It's easy to attach, comfortable to use, simple to decide which position to penetrate yourself in, and - best of all! - gravity is working on your side, meaning that there's no risk of the dildo slipping or drooping even if you might not have managed to create an absolutely perfect seal on your first try.

Choose a firm, smooth floor surface to get started. Hardwood and tile are both excellent options - though, if you've got a little bit of an exhibitionist streak, the wooden or metal boards of a back porch or balcony can make a fun, unique choice when you're ready to try something new.

Make sure that the floor is clean before beginning. We don't necessarily mean that you have to thoroughly scrub it down and disinfect it, but do check around for any large pieces of debris, such as hairballs or food crumbs, which could negatively impact the tightness of the seal created by the suction cup.

If you are new to using a suction cup dildo on yourself and are worried about maintaining your balance, choose a section of floor close to a wall, cabinet, or something else sturdy that you can safely lean against.

You may also want to put pillows, towels or blankets beneath your feet or knees to make balancing on the floor more comfortable.

Once the dildo is in place, slowly lower yourself down on top of it in either a squatting or kneeling position depending on which is most comfortable for you.

From there, you can "ride" the dildo by thrusting up and down at your preferred pace. This can be a bit of a workout for your thighs and calves, especially at first, but believe us - the mind-bending orgasm you'll have at the end is more than worth the effort!

From The Window To The Wall (And The Door)

If the floor is the most standard horizontal surface to which you can attach a suction cup dildo, then the most standard and easy to use vertical surface would have to be nothing more than the humble wall.

Most walls make especially great locations for your dildo as they tend to be firm and sturdy and not possess any soft, yielding covering such as carpet or fabric.

(However, in the case of walls which have been painted, you should make sure before beginning that the paint job has been properly set and sealed and that the suction cup will not cause it to chip or flake when the seal is created)

Remember, no two people are the exact same height - what works perfectly for your friend or partner or that porn actress you saw do this in a video once might not necessarily be what works for you.

Another thing to keep in mind, especially for women, is that your body may in fact have multiple "perfect heights". Specifically, the height which works for vaginal penetration might not be the same as the one which is the most comfortable for anal penetration - and vice versa.

Attaching your dildo to the wall might first require a little bit of experimentation. Specifically, don't get discouraged if it takes a couple tries to find the proper height.

Remember, no two people are the exact same height - what works perfectly for your friend or partner or that porn actress you saw do this in a video once might not necessarily be what works for you.

Another thing to keep in mind, especially for women, is that your body may in fact have multiple "perfect heights".

Specifically, the height which works for vaginal penetration might not be the same as the one which is the most comfortable for anal penetration - and vice versa.

You can stand tall, bend slightly at the waist, hang a squat, or get down on your hands and knees for a little thrusting action in the classic doggy style. Not to mention, you can switch up your perspective as well.

Try going at it while facing the wall one time, and then face away the next to screw yourself from behind! (Keep in mind that anal penetration may only work from behind, unless you have an exceptionally long dildo or an exceptionally flexible body).

If you find yourself experiencing a little bit of discomfort, remember the advice which we offered in the previous section - find something to balance or brace your weight against, such as a cabinet, desk, or shelf, until you get used to the feeling.

If you happen to have any thin strips of wall in your house - such as one located between the doors to two rooms, or a room and a staircase - these make great options for penetration locations because you can brace your legs on either side of the wall strip in a sort of "straddling" position.

Now, we've discussed walls, but what about other tall, vertical surfaces which you might commonly find in your house? Yes, of course, we are talking about nothing other than doors and windows.

Doors and windows are slightly more adventurous choices for attaching your suction cup dildo to, but you can usually make it work if you are willing to take a little extra care - and perhaps move just a little more slowly, at least at first.

It is important to keep in mind that doors and windows are generally less stable than walls.

They are thinner, less layered and, of course, are primarily designed to open and close, meaning that they must be securely fastened - and, if possible, locked - before attaching your dildo.

Doors are usually made from wood and windows from glass; both of these materials are far more likely to break than the layered plaster backed up by insulation which features in the design of most modern home walls.

If you really want to use a door or window in your penetration play, we strongly recommend that you

1) choose the strongest and sturdiest one available in your house and

2) keep your movements slow and gentle at first to make sure that your chosen location can stand up to such strenuous activities.

In general, "outside doors" - doors which allow you to enter and exit your home - are made with a thicker and more stable design than "interior doors," or doors which connect two rooms in the inside of your house. Therefore, we recommend that you use an outside door if one is available.

Always attach your dildo to the side of the door which will NOT swing open if pushed against, and keep the door thoroughly locked throughout the session.

If the door is made of painted wood, you should be careful and make sure that the suction cup will not cause the paint to chip before beginning your activities.

When it comes to windows, you should of course make sure that any blinds or curtains are properly drawn so that your neighbors do not get an accidental eyeful of your intimate date with your suction cup dildo.

Choose windows which are made up of multiple smaller panes, as they are less likely to break or shatter than bigger, less sturdy windows.

If you are really attracted to the idea of pounding your ass or pussy against a window but are worried about breakage, try attaching the dildo to the windowsill or the wall just below the window for a similar but safer experience.

Splish, Splash In The Bath

There is probably no other room in your house which will offer quite as many options for suction cup dildo fun as the bathroom. Yes, you heard us right. The bathroom.

Wait, what, you ask us. That place where I pee and brush my teeth and take a quick shower at the end of the day? How could the bathroom become an exciting haven full of adventurous sexual fun?

Well, don't worry - because we're about to explain just how this can, in fact, be true.

Of course, we wouldn't be labeling the bathroom "the best room in the house" if all it had to offer was a slightly stickier than average floor and generally strong walls. No, the true prizes lie further in: namely, the shower, the bathtub and yes, even the toilet as well.

Let's start with the tub. There are generally considered to be two distinct ways to use a suction cup dildo in the bathtub. The first is to attach it to the top or lip of the tub, straddle it with one leg inside the tub and one leg outside, and ride it until you reach orgasm.

This is a popular method because bathtub walls tend to be at a perfect height for all but the tallest of people to comfortably squat down and ride their dildo without experiencing any unnecessary leg strain or cramping.

Of course, the cleanup is easier and more fun than ever before as well, because you can just rinse off with a nice hot bath once you're all done!

You can also attach your dildo lower down on the side of the tub in order to penetrate yourself while laying fully down inside of it. In general, we find the most comfortable position here to be raising your legs as though you were throwing them over a lover's shoulders and hooking them over the sides of the tub while you scoot as close to the dildo as possible and then penetrate yourself either vaginally or anally.

However, some people also enjoy getting on their hands and knees in the tub and engaging in a little doggy style penetration.

This is great for a slow, sensual penetration experience, especially because you can pair it together with a nice hot bath (or a cold one, if you're into temperature play) at the exact same time!

Just make sure that you attach the dildo to the tub before filling it with water, otherwise the seal will not form as tightly as it should.

We also recommend against using too much water, as it's not particularly enjoyable to penetrate yourself while your head is submerged underwater.

Plus, people who find themselves moving around and thrashing their legs in the throes of pleasure probably want to avoid splashing water over the edge of the tub and leaving yourself with a messy bathroom floor to clean up afterwards!

You can also pair pleasure with relaxation by attaching your dildo to the wall of the shower and penetrating yourself while hot (again, or cold if that's what you prefer) water cascades down onto you from above. You can choose between a standing position and doggy style on your hands and knees.

Just like with a regular wall, it might take a little experimentation to figure out what height works best for you, especially if you choose to stand, and you might need to place the dildo at two different heights depending on whether you are engaging in vaginal or anal activities.

As with the bathtub, we recommend attaching the dildo before turning on the water, so that the seal is able to form and set properly and its integrity is not weakened by the shower's flow.

The primary risk which comes with a steamy shower session is, of course, that you might slip and fall. Keep your moments slow and careful at first until you have gotten accustomed to the new wet, slick environment.

If you need to, try out a few practice sessions in the tub or shower without putting the water on so you can become more familiar with the space and its confines. Brace yourself against the sides or walls of the shower if necessary.

If your shower is a box-style one with a glass door, do NOT under any circumstances attach your dildo to the door - many shower doors cannot be locked and, even if it can, it will almost certainly be far too fragile to stand up to your body's motions as you reach the throes of pleasure.

Trust us, shattered glass shards all over your tub and bathroom floor is absolutely the LAST thing you want to happen - it's pretty much impossible to get back into a sensual mood after an accident like this.

Don't let possible concerns about slipping deter you from trying out your suction cup dildo in the shower, however - it was nearly unanimously voted as the Lovegasm staff's favorite place to go for a little suction-powered fun.

Best of all, if you have a removable or adjustable shower head, you can add even more pleasure to the experience.

Simply turn the water pressure to your favorite setting and let it cascade over your clit or the head of your penis, and you'll be well on your way to the orgasm of a lifetime!

Now, we did mention earlier in this section that even the toilet qualifies as a piece of prime penetration real estate. It might seem a little gross, but we promise - trying out this exciting new strategy is totally worth it.

This juicy piece of knowledge is something that even many lifelong dildo fans don't know about: in fact, the toilet is one of the most perfect places in your house to use if you want to ride your suction cup dildo.

Just remember to firmly close the lid before putting it to use!

Yes, you heard us right. The toilet isn't sometimes known as the "throne" for nothing, after all! In many ways, when it comes to dildo riding real estate, a toilet is like an upgraded, even better version of your standard chair.

But just what makes it such a great seat upon which to plant your dildo?

Well, first things first, unlike most chairs, toilets are firmly attached to the wall and floor of the bathroom, meaning that they are unlikely to move, come apart, or sustain any damage at all no matter how enthusiastic you get with your thrusts.

Second, toilets are designed for sitting on, so it's at pretty much the perfect height for anyone to use. Your legs and feet are unlikely to experience any discomfort, cramping or pain after taking the old "throne" for a vigorous ride.

Lastly, most modern toilets also have a "tank" attachment on the back, which is the perfect size and height to grip onto with your hands while you are riding away.

This keeps you steady throughout the experience, making the toilet a perfect choice for those who are a little newer to dildo-riding and are not yet confident with their ability to balance well with their ass or vagina stuffed full of silicone.

Furnished With Options

When it comes to home furniture, the unfortunate truth is that some pieces will work exceptionally well for your desired purposes, while others will not.

As we mentioned at the beginning of this section, you should in general avoid anything soft, plush or covered in fabric and stick to steady wood, plastic or metal pieces instead.

If you absolutely feel the need to use a couch or an upholstered chair for penetrative purposes, throw a plastic furniture cover over it before going to town.

This will not only keep your furniture clean and free from nasty stains, but also give you a much firmer and tighter suction seal to work with.

Like toilet seats, chairs are a great option if you are feeling in the mood for riding your dildo. We recommend choosing a chair with arms that you can grip onto to maintain your balance.

However, if that is not an option, you can push the chair against a wall, desk, bed or another sturdy surface which you can use to stay balanced throughout the act instead.

Keep in mind, however, that chairs, especially when on top of a hardwood, tile, or linoleum floor, can move, slide around and even topple over as a result of vigorous penetration.

Try pushing your chair against a solid surface, or eliminate the risk by choosing one that has heavy, sturdy legs with minimal movement.

It should come as no surprise that you should NEVER use a rocking chair, rollin

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