Screwing Around The House - How To Use A Suction Cup Dildo

It's finally time to talk about a very special product which has absolutely taken the sex toy world by storm.

It's flexible, versatile, comes in a huge range of sizes and colors, can be used in almost any room of your house, and lets you pound and thrust away to orgasm while keeping your hands free to stroke your cock, tease your clit, grope your breasts, pinch your nipples or do anything else to bring yourself even more pleasure than ever before.

Of course, we couldn't be talking about anything other than the suction cup dildo.

Who would have ever thought that such a simple addition could open up an entire world of possibilities for giving and receiving pleasure? It may seem impossible, but it is completely true.

The addition of a sturdy suction cup at its base transforms a dildo from a mere toy into a versatile pleasure tool suited for a variety of situations in a huge range of locations.

What once was just a hunk of silicone, rubber or plastic can now even help you and your partner finally live out that long-held threesome fantasy that once seemed so impossible! But just what is so great about the suction cup dildo?

Well, we're going to explain it to you with this helpful guide which covers everything from how to create a solid, unbreakable suction seal to what positions to use with your new dildo to what walls, floors or pieces of furniture it can most easily be attached to.

So read on to learn more about the exciting, orgasmically pleasurable world of the suction cup dildo!

What Is A Suction Cup Dildo?

Much of the general public received their first exposure to the suction cup dildo when pranksters attached a particularly large, bright pink model to the car of British Parliament member Jacob Rees-Mogg.

While the culprits were neither identified or arrested, Rees-Mogg stated in an interview that he believed the dildo's placement, along with other acts of vandalism on his house, car and property, were carried out to oppose his support of Britain's controversial decision to leave the European Union - a massive political event nicknamed "Brexit".

However, many who saw this news did not come away from the story thinking about Brexit or the morality of Rees-Mogg's political opinions.

Rather, they found themselves asking - "how on Earth did they get the dildo to stay standing straight up on his car like that?"

Well, the answer is simple - the task was performed by a single suction cup. Yes, in fact, the revolutionary toy known as the suction cup dildo is in fact nothing more or less than a standard dildo with a large suction cup affixed to its base. However, that relatively small change has far-reaching effects.

The suction cup can be used to attach the dildo to various surfaces and objects around the house, including but not limited to walls, floors and furniture.

Now, instead of needing to use your hand - or your partner's hand - to manipulate the dildo so that it moves in just the right way and hits your prostate or G-spot, you can enjoy hands-free self-pleasure sessions while fucking yourself on the attached dildo in a variety of positions.

In general, suction cup dildos resemble other, more "standard" types of dildo in almost every way.

They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors, and can range from "realistic" - flesh-toned models featuring lifelike molded additions such as wrinkles, foreskin, pubic hair or testicles - to "fantasy" - large dildos in strange curved or twisted positions with bright colors, unique textures and even add-ons such as clitoral stimulation, vibration, or glitter.

There are thicker models for vaginal use, thinner models for anal use, and curved or tapered designs which can be used for whichever kind of penetration you most prefer.

However, because they must be able to attach to vertical surfaces such as walls without drooping or falling down, suction cup dildos tend to be made from lightweight materials such as silicone, rubber, polyvinyl chloride (PVC) or yielding "jelly-like" elastomers.

Many suction cup dildos utilize a manufacturing style called "dual density", in which a lightweight inner core made from foam or aerated elastomer is coated with a more flesh-like outer layer of silicone, rubber or even high tech options like CyberSkin.

It is very unlikely that you will find a suction cup dildo made from glass, due to its fragility and the risk of falling to the ground and shattering, or plastic or stainless steel (or any other metals) due to their greater weight.

As long as the suction cup is sufficiently strong, you can choose the other details and elements of your dildo depending on your personal preferences.

For once, we actually recommend starting out with something a little bit longer, as that will still allow you to experience a good amount of penetration and tease your sweet spots even when getting used to the new angles and positions which come with using this type of dildo.

If you are worried about accidentally hurting yourself by penetrating too deeply in a new position, you can choose one with a flared, wider base or a pair of molded balls on the end.

This will stop you from being able to impale yourself too far on the dildo and force you to take things slowly as you become accustomed to the new sensation.

Everything else though - width, shape, color, texture, and whether or not the dildo features add-ons such as vibration - is totally up to you!

Why Choose A Suction Cup Dildo?

As we mentioned at the beginning of this article, the primary advantage which a suction cup dildo has over a more standard variety is the ability to engage in hands-free pleasure both alone and with a partner.

With a normal dildo, you need to constantly keep a hold on it and use your hands and fingers to move it around inside you.

While some dildos can vibrate or even rotate a bit on their own, every other type of motion - from thrusting to grinding to pounding - must be controlled by a pair of human hands.

While this can be pleasurable, it can also sometimes feel quite frustrating, especially when you want to use your hands to help yourself reach orgasm in other ways, such as stroking your cock or rubbing your clit.

Some people have even complained about finishing up some standard dildo penetration earlier than planned because their hands and wrists have started to cramp or become sore.

With a suction cup dildo, you can guarantee that that will never happen, no matter how quickly and roughly you go to town on your own holes!

In addition, suction cup dildos are great for realizing your fantasies during alone time. It's much easier to pretend that a thick silicone cock is actually the flesh and blood equipment of your lover if it is firmly attached to a wall or floor and you aren't having to constantly adjust it with your hands while you're thrusting into yourself.

Realizing you fantasies doesn't have to just be limited to your solo fun times either - you and your partner can bring a suction cup dildo into the bedroom and attach it to the wall or headboard to make that threesome you've always dreamed about come to life!

It's great for double penetration, too - it will stay steady in your vagina, mouth or ass while your partner claims a different hole, allowing you to simply lay back, relax, and focus on the pleasure rather than having to stay engaged and alert in case your dildo needs a little more adjusting.

Because the suction cups at their bases tend to be fairly flat in nature, most suction cup dildos are also highly compatible with strap-on harnesses.

They fit easily into the provided O-rings and can rest snugly against the wearer's pubic bone without annoyances like a pointy or bulky base getting in the way.

If you and your partner are fans of pegging, a suction cup dildo will make an excellent addition to your collection. After all, using a strap-on in the bedroom is most fun when you've got a variety of sizes to choose from and can try out something different each night.

Just make sure to check the girth measurements of the suction cup dildo before making your purchase, in order to check whether or not you need to purchase additional O-rings or if they will fit snugly in one of the ones you already own.

Chairs, Walls, And The Floor Too - So Many Options!

Now it's time to answer what is probably the most frequently asked question of all when it comes to suction cup dildos: just where, exactly, can I attach that suction cup to?

Luckily, while the answer isn't quite "absolutely anywhere you want to at all", it's pretty darn close. As long as you follow a few simple rules, your imagination is basically the limit when it comes to finding places to have fun with your new suction cup bearing stud!

Locations where you attach the dildo should be sturdy, solid, fairly unyielding, and, most importantly, capable of standing up to at least a little weight, pressure and movement.

After all, part of the reason you are interested in having a hands-free pleasure session in the first place is so that you can give yourself a rougher self-screwing than you can with a simple standard dildo, right?

Stick to solid surfaces like walls, floors or wooden furniture and (with a few exceptions) avoid soft, squishy or movable items or locations such as pillows, beanbag chairs, plush carpets, or your favorite extra-large stuffed animal.

There are two other important considerations which should not be neglected when choosing a temporary home for your thick new silicone or rubber cock: one, can the suction cup attach properly and create a good seal and two, how easy or difficult will the area be to clean up after you are finished?

Regardless of what equipment you yourself possess, masturbation with a suction cup dildo can be a rather messy experience: sweat, saliva, human ejaculation fluids, and, of course, lubricant, can get absolutely everywhere even if you are careful.

So, we'd recommend avoiding hooking up your dildo to the brand new comforter on your bed or that antique fabric-upholstered chair that you inherited from your grandmother.

In general, a good rule of thumb is to avoid cloths and fabrics at all costs and stick to flat, smooth, shiny surfaces such as wood, metal, plastic, plaster or tile.

Avoid carpeted floors - stick to hardwood or tile. Small fabric accessories such as throw rugs or welcome mats should be removed entirely from the vicinity before you begin.

Beds do contain some areas which are acceptable for use - the headboard in particular - but, if you are worried about cleanliness, you can strip off the covers and sheets, use an older, spare set that you don't mind getting dirty, or put a plastic or latex covering on top of the entire mattress.

If you absolutely feel the need to penetrate yourself with the assistance of a couch, loveseat, or fabric chair, it should also be covered - plastic furniture covers are inexpensive and easily purchased at most home goods stores.

You can even improvise by using something like a tarp or a large sheet of plastic, as long as you make sure that the area is thoroughly covered before beginning any sexual activities.

Luckily, the overlap between "surfaces which are easy to clean" and "surfaces which the suction cup at the base of your dildo will easily stick to" is fairly significant. Once again wood, tile, and hard plastics come out on top, allowing for the creation of a tight seal which poses almost no risk of accidentally coming undone mid-thrust.

Fabrics and other softer, more yielding materials will result in a seal with far less integrity, possibly running the risk of accidentally disconnecting dildo from surface and winding up in a rather uncomfortable position with an unattached toy jammed up your anus or vagina.

Once again, plastic covers are your friend - you don't want to risk the discomfort, pain or even injury which can result from using one of these bad boys incorrectly!

As we said, pretty much the only limit to where you can successfully attach your suction cup dildo are the above rules and your own imagination.

But if you're overwhelmed by the sheer amount of choices available to you and looking for some ideas about how to get started, read on for a few of our favorite places around the house for a little self-pleasure.

Every single item in this guide was suggested by a Lovegasm staff member, so you know they're all the real deal!

Get On The Floor

The floor is considered by many to be the most "simple" or "classic" way to get started with your brand new suction cup dildo. It's easy to attach, comfortable to use, simple to decide which position to penetrate yourself in, and - best of all! - gravity is working on your side, meaning that there's no risk of the dildo slipping or drooping even if you might not have managed to create an absolutely perfect seal on your first try.

Choose a firm, smooth floor surface to get started. Hardwood and tile are both excellent options - though, if you've got a little bit of an exhibitionist streak, the wooden or metal boards of a back porch or balcony can make a fun, unique choice when you're ready to try something new.

Make sure that the floor is clean before beginning. We don't necessarily mean that you have to thoroughly scrub it down and disinfect it, but do check around for any large pieces of debris, such as hairballs or food crumbs, which could negatively impact the tightness of the seal created by the suction cup.

If you are new to using a suction cup dildo on yourself and are worried about maintaining your balance, choose a section of floor close to a wall, cabinet, or something else sturdy that you can safely lean against.

You may also want to put pillows, towels or blankets beneath your feet or knees to make balancing on the floor more comfortable.

Once the dildo is in place, slowly lower yourself down on top of it in either a squatting or kneeling position depending on which is most comfortable for you.

From there, you can "ride" the dildo by thrusting up and down at your preferred pace. This can be a bit of a workout for your thighs and calves, especially at first, but believe us - the mind-bending orgasm you'll have at the end is more than worth the effort!

From The Window To The Wall (And The Door)

If the floor is the most standard horizontal surface to which you can attach a suction cup dildo, then the most standard and easy to use vertical surface would have to be nothing more than the humble wall.

Most walls make especially great locations for your dildo as they tend to be firm and sturdy and not possess any soft, yielding covering such as carpet or fabric.

(However, in the case of walls which have been painted, you should make sure before beginning that the paint job has been properly set and sealed and that the suction cup will not cause it to chip or flake when the seal is created)

Remember, no two people are the exact same height - what works perfectly for your friend or partner or that porn actress you saw do this in a video once might not necessarily be what works for you.

Attaching your dildo to the wall might first require a little bit of experimentation. Specifically, don't get discouraged if it takes a couple tries to find the proper height.

Remember, no two people are the exact same height - what works perfectly for your friend or partner or that porn actress you saw do this in a video once might not necessarily be what works for you.

Another thing to keep in mind, especially for women, is that your body may in fact have multiple "perfect heights". Specifically, the height which works for vaginal penetration might not be the same as the one which is the most comfortable for anal penetration - and vice versa.

Specifically, the height which works for vaginal penetration might not be the same as the one which is the most comfortable for anal penetration - and vice versa.

Penetrating yourself with a wall-attached suction cup dildo is so awesome because it can be done in so many different positions. You never have to have the same experience twice!

You can stand tall, bend slightly at the waist, hang a squat, or get down on your hands and knees for a little thrusting action in the classic doggy style. Not to mention, you can switch up your perspective as well.

Try going at it while facing the wall one time, and then face away the next to screw yourself from behind! (Keep in mind that anal penetration may only work from behind, unless you have an exceptionally long dildo or an exceptionally flexible body).

If you find yourself experiencing a little bit of discomfort, remember the advice which we offered in the previous section - find something to balance or brace your weight against, such as a cabinet, desk, or shelf, until you get used to the feeling.

If you happen to have any thin strips of wall in your house - such as one located between the doors to two rooms, or a room and a staircase - these make great options for penetration locations because you can brace your legs on either side of the wall strip in a sort of "straddling" position.

Now, we've discussed walls, but what about other tall, vertical surfaces which you might commonly find in your house? Yes, of course, we are talking about nothing other than doors and windows.

Doors and windows are slightly more adventurous choices for attaching your suction cup dildo to, but you can usually make it work if you are willing to take a little extra care - and perhaps move just a little more slowly, at least at first.

It is important to keep in mind that doors and windows are generally less stable than walls.

They are thinner, less layered and, of course, are primarily designed to open and close, meaning that they must be securely fastened - and, if possible, locked - before attaching your dildo.

Doors are usually made from wood and windows from glass; both of these materials are far more likely to break than the layered plaster backed up by insulation which features in the design of most modern home walls.

If you really want to use a door or window in your penetration play, we strongly recommend that you

1) choose the strongest and sturdiest one available in your house and

2) keep your movements slow and gentle at first to make sure that your chosen location can stand up to such strenuous activities.

In general, "outside doors" - doors which allow you to enter and exit your home - are made with a thicker and more stable design than "interior doors," or doors which connect two rooms in the inside of your house. Therefore, we recommend that you use an outside door if one is available.

Always attach your dildo to the side of the door which will NOT swing open if pushed against, and keep the door thoroughly locked throughout the session.

If the door is made of painted wood, you should be careful and make sure that the suction cup will not cause the paint to chip before beginning your activities.

When it comes to windows, you should of course make sure that any blinds or curtains are properly drawn so that your neighbors do not get an accidental eyeful of your intimate date with your suction cup dildo.

Choose windows which are made up of multiple smaller panes, as they are less likely to break or shatter than bigger, less sturdy windows.

If you are really attracted to the idea of pounding your ass or pussy against a window but are worried about breakage, try attaching the dildo to the windowsill or the wall just below the window for a similar but safer experience.