Wireless Electric Stim Machine

Your lover is a sweet talker. He says all these silly words during sex, which sometimes works and sometimes does not. You can't help but roll your eyes whenever he blurts out something cheesy. Like, can't he just talk dirty instead? But of all his lines, he seems to have a favorite. It's "You send shivers down my loins." You absolutely hate it, and you want to make him stop saying that. You just don't know how. Well, that is, until now.

Buy the Wireless Electric Stim Machine and make this cringe-y statement true as hell. This is a classy electro-stimulation device that's handy, effective, and very easy to use.

It features a black pentagon-shaped power host with two output ports for increased chances of electric fun. The TENS unit only has one button—the power switch. A small LED light indicates when it's on or off. It also includes a wireless remote control that transmits a signal up to 20 meters away. You can go through all the modes and adjust the device's intensity with one swift press on its buttons. The remote and the power host require AAA batteries, so make sure you stock up on those.

This set includes eight electrode pads which you can patch on your partner's nether regions. Push the right buttons and ask him if that is the kind of shivers he keeps on saying you give him. Watch him moan in combined pleasure and sensual pain, but don't forget to alternate his agony with the good stuff too.

Always have a safe word ready in case your lover finds the stimulation a bit too much. Remember the basics of bondage sex: it should always be safe, sane, and consensual.

Turn his sweet talks to something nasty. Buy the Wireless Electric Stim Machine and teach him how to say it dirty!