How to Pick the Perfect Rabbit Vibrator

Which rabbit is the best that money can buy? Which features should we be on the lookout for? Keep reading to find out!

The Best Rabbit Vibrators

All of us who have seen “Sex and the City” already know that the famous rabbit is the best vibrator for women out there. Sure, there were many before it, and many have come after it. However, none were able to dethrone the mighty rabbit.

With a fantastic design and incredible functionality, the rabbit is the champion of all spot vibrators. So if you want the best vibrator on the market, all you have to do is go out and buy a rabbit, right? Not exactly.

You’ll quickly see that there are a lot of these toys out there. A LOT. They look similar but differ quite a bit. They offer various features and vibration patterns, to name a few differences.

What’s more, the vibration modes, speeds, and patterns are different when it comes to specific parts of any rabbit vibrator — the whisper-quiet dual motors (yes, there’s more than one) move the bunny ears offbeat to the movements of the shaft.

So, overall, the rabbit vibrator is one hell of a device. But which one is the best rabbit vibrator on the market? More importantly, which one is the most suitable for you?

Choosing a Rabbit Vibrator — What to Consider

The days of improvised sex toys are behind us. The modern sex toy market has evolved so much that it’s brimming with options when it comes to vibrators for women. Whatever you need (whenever you might need it) is but a click away.

Such an abundance of choice might seem confusing to some. Although many of us are simply looking for a toy that will allow us to rub one out quickly and discreetly, others are looking for a long-term silicone companion. That’s precisely why they have to know how to make their choice. For example, should it be medical grade silicone, or will any silicone do? What about other features? How many speeds and modes are necessary?

To save you the trouble of running around collecting answers to these questions, here’s everything that you need to pay attention to while looking for the best vibrators.

Basic Features Every Rabbit Has

Every rabbit vibrator has two essential parts. The main vibrator (the shaft) is insertable, and it stimulates the vagina from the inside. The bunny ears, which are responsible for the cute name, stimulate the clitoris externally. That means that the rabbit is an ideal toy for blended orgasms.

By stimulating the entire clitoral network, it can provide earth-shattering pleasure that regular vibrators (or clitoral toys) simply can’t. As an integral part of said network, the G-spot that’s nestled on the internal wall of the vagina amplifies the clitoral orgasm and vice versa.

Aside from the general design, all rabbit vibrators also share some other features. They all vibrate, and they all have separate motors that power the two independent main parts.

Size DOES Matter

When it comes to the size, rabbit vibrators offer something for everyone. They don’t come in one standard shape. Instead, you can take your pick and buy the one that fits your sexual appetite (and your capabilities).

But it’s not only the size of the shaft that differs between different rabbit vibrators. The size of the bunny ears isn’t standard either. Some average-sized rabbits have extra long, extra thick, or short and slim ears. The same goes for the shaft, of course. No matter what your preferred length and girth are, you’ll definitely be able to find the perfect fit for yourself.

So Does the Material

Ideally, you should pick a body-safe rabbit vibrator. Better said, you shouldn’t even consider other options. As mentioned, medical-grade silicone is one of the best options out there. It’s super soft and pliable but isn’t too soft to handle. What’s more, it’s also hypoallergenic.

Of course, there are other materials out there. For example, high-grade plastic is quite common, and you’ll find many rabbits on the market made from this material. The thermoplastic elastomer or TPE is a more affordable material than silicone, which is why many budget-friendly rabbits sport this exact material label. However, keep in mind that TPE isn’t as body-safe, sturdy, or soft as silicone.

Aside from these, you’ll also find glass and metal rabbits. These usually don’t have as many functions as plastic and silicone ones do, as the vibration patterns work differently. Moreover, the vibrating part is insertable in most glass and metal rabbits, which doesn’t provide the same range of vibration and rotation modes.

Rabbits Come in Many Shapes

Now, one might think that all rabbits sport that signature look that we all remember from back in the 90s. However, rabbits significantly differ when it comes to design and general shape.

Although spot stimulation is the main objective of any rabbit, the way a particular toy approaches it is different. Simply put, some rabbits have a traditional design that makes them seem straight, while others have curves and textured parts that make them stand out in the crowd.

Curved rabbits are more likely to hit your G-spot. However, not everyone enjoys them. Women with narrow or small vaginas might find too much curvature to be unpleasant. Others might find it weird, as most curved rabbits look nothing like a penis. Those who are more into a natural look can go for the traditional-looking rabbits (those usually also have a bulbous nose that simulates the penis head).

So Do the Rabbit Ears

The bunny ears are arguably the best part of any rabbit. However, they too differ from toy to toy. In fact, this part is the most versatile one when it comes to rabbits.

But before we dig any deeper into this particular part of the vibrator, we have to mention something. Women enjoy vaginal and clitoral stimulation in different ways; there’s no right or wrong way to pleasure yourself. Some women like to rub their clitorises hard and fast, while others prefer feather-light touches. Then again, some women can’t imagine their masturbation sessions without deep penetration with a particularly thick toy.

What we’re saying here is that we’re all different. That’s precisely why the rabbits (and other toys) vary so much. They can please even the most stubborn of clitorises and hit the most elusive G-spots. However, you have to pick the right type and engage the right features.

Various Shapes and Sizes

The bunny ears, and particularly their various forms, can help with this immensely. Some ears remarkably resemble those of a real rabbit. There are two of them, and they protrude from the external part of the rabbit vibrator.

If you’d like the vibrating sensation to hug your clitoral hood, then these ears might be the perfect fit for you. These types of ears are also quite flexible. That means that they won’t relentlessly vibrate on the clitoris that some women find overwhelming. So they are ideal for sensitive women and beginners.

On the other hand, some bunny ears are not ear-like at all. They are more of a smaller shaft attached to the big shaft that is hard and not as flexible. Firm bunny ears will provide a more intense and direct sensation.

Of course, some ears offer the best of both worlds — flexibility and intense vibrations. Those that are shaped like anal beads are an excellent example of that particular combination. Of course, if you think that anal play would be the perfect addition to the rabbit, you can choose the ones that have an attachable third appendage (usually anal beads).

Not to Be Forgotten — the Handle

The handle might not seem as crucial a factor as the ears or the shaft. After all, the ears will make you see stars and discover new sexual horizons, right?

Well, while that’s undeniably true, the handle does matter because it determines the level of comfort. You don’t want to be on the brink of the best orgasm you ever had only to have to halt everything because your hand is cramping up, right? That probably happens to you quite often in partnered sex; no need for it in your solo play as well.

Therefore, look at how the handle is designed and how easy it would be for you to hold it for an extended period. Also, try to see if the buttons that power the rabbit are easy to reach from all angles.

Functionality and Features

Some rabbits only offer a few features. They vibrate in a few modes or patterns, and that’s it. That’s perfectly fine, of course, but if you’re looking for versatility, then pay attention to the features.

Most rabbits have dual motors that vibrate and rotate the shaft independently from the ears. Check the speeds and vibration patterns of both, so you’ll know what type of sensation you can expect. Your personal preferences really play a huge role here. If you know that you need a lot of intense stimulation to orgasm, then a rabbit with just a feature or two won’t do. Luckily, you can always pick one that vibrates at seven different speeds and in three patterns (for example).

Anything Extra?

Extra features are almost as vital as the regular ones. The sex toy market is keeping up with technological changes. What’s more, it’s also utilizing the available technology in the best possible ways. That’s why, today, you can buy a rabbit that can sync up to your computer and that has a remote control. That opens up quite a few avenues (like syncing your rabbit to work in conjunction with a porn video on your computer).

If you like to experiment and push the envelope on your pleasure limits, you’ll be happy to hear that there are quite a few rabbits out there that will allow that.

We already mentioned the ones with attachable anal beads. However, those aren’t the only beads that a rabbit can feature. Some toys have beads inside of the shaft that rotate at different speeds and patterns. These provide an entirely different sensation than a vibrating rod. Other rabbits have flexible parts that allow the motor to thrust the toy inside of you. That is an excellent feature for those women who not only love thrusting motions but also need them to orgasm (and would like to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome).

Some rabbits are not only waterproof but can also change temperature! Heated rabbits can shift your entire view on masturbation since they feel more realistic.

The Best Rabbit Vibrators Money Can Buy

Many women start their hunt for the perfect rabbit vibrator as soon as they find out about it. To avoid the typical run-around, here are our recommendations. Depending on what you’re looking for (and what you need), you can try out some of these rabbit vibrators.

Best for Beginners — Lovehoney Oh! Beginner’s Rabbit Vibrator

If you want to start small and pick something dependable, go with the standard rabbit. It’s affordable and has plenty of features.

Although a bit on the small side, Lovehoney’s rabbit has three rotating and four vibrating settings. But keep in mind that its size isn’t ideal for women with a broad vagina or those who have a high-set clitoris.

Best Multi Featured — iVibe iRock Rabbit

If you’re a fan of controlling both the internal and external stimulation but always felt like something was missing from the entire experience of the mighty rabbit, then you should try out the iVibe iRock Rabbit.

Aside from independent vibration and rotation of both the shaft and the ears, the shaft also swings back and forth while inside of you. It looks kind of like the “come hither” motion, which, in our opinion, makes the entire thing sexier.

Best Power and Function Harmony — Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl

With a sleek but firm design, this rabbit is long and powerful enough to please even the most stubborn vaginas! It’s also quiet, which is somewhat surprising, especially for such a big toy.

Although not the most affordable out there, Greedy Girl is worth the price, at least if you ask most of its users. This USB rechargeable rabbit will provide the best clitoral stimulation that money can buy.

Best All-Inclusive — Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Triple Rabbit Vibrator

Lovehoney’s Jessica Rabbit is a rabbit that’s a bonafide triple threat and that has it all. The rabbit ears are ideal for clitoral stimulation, and the attachable anal beads will take your masturbation experience to another level.

It has three settings and speeds for two vibrators and a whopping seven different vibrating features.

Best Extra Feature — Adam & Eve Warming Rabbit G

Rabbit vibrators keep hitting the market. The designs are getting more and more outrageous and innovative, which leaves a lot of women to wonder — what more could you possibly offer?

Well, how about a bit of temperature play with your blended orgasms? Adam & Eve Warming Rabbit G vibrator is waterproof, and it heats up! That means that your playing session can get heated quite quickly!

Best Innovative Design — Fun Factory Amorino Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

Speaking of innovation, a warming function sounds lovely, but nothing beats Fun Factory when it comes to the original design. Their rechargeable rabbit vibrator has an extra feature that allows you to stimulate the entire genital area.

This rabbit, of course, has the necessary parts that stimulate the G-spot and the clitoris. What’s more, they are coated in super high-quality silicone. Given that Fun Factory is a German company, they adhere to higher (German) standards when it comes to silicone quality, which means that you’ll get more bang for your buck as the Amorino will last longer than the average rabbit.

But that’s not its primary selling point. Amorino comes with an inconspicuous silicone band. When you put the band around both the shaft and the rabbit ears, the vibrations from both will transfer to it, and the band will stimulate the perineum and labia. Talk about a well-rounded experience!

A Few Parting Words

There you have it, ladies — that’s everything you need to know about the features of rabbit vibrators. Hopefully, this little guide will help you pick the right one for you. However, even if you still don’t have your choices narrowed down to that one perfect rabbit, don’t worry! You might need a few tries, but the best rabbit vibrator for you is out there. Just keep looking!

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