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Are Fleshlight Sleeve Warmers Worth Your Time?
What are fleshlight warmers? Are they just gimmicks you’ll waste money on, or a glorious invention sent straight from heaven? Keep reading to find out!
Fleshlight Warmer 101 — What Is It and How to Use It
The sex toy industry is constantly evolving. New products are pilling in every moment, many of which might seem unnecessary. Others, however, are a definite must. That’s precisely the case with the invention by the name of the fleshlight sleeve warmer.
Now, if you don’t know what this toy is, you’re missing out!
The Road to That Realistic, Warm Feeling
All fleshlight products aim to feel like the real thing. But let us be the ones to say it first — that is not an easy task. Replicating the feeling of thrusting into a warm, wet, and welcoming chamber of flesh is almost impossible. Sure, by definition, the fleshlight will be welcoming. With a little bit of lube, it will also be deliciously wet and slippery. But you know what else it will be? Cold.
Listen, when it’s cold, we all tend to burrow into warm things — a blanket fort, that perfect spot in front of the radiator (or the fireplace if you’re fancy like that), or just curling our fingers around a hot mug of whatever it is we’re drinking at the moment — warm places are cozy and inviting.
And is there anything more inviting than a tight, warm pot for the most precious part of your anatomy — your dick? No, we can’t say there is.
That’s precisely why you need a warm vagina stroker. Fleshlights feel great on a beautiful day, but the experience of a lukewarm masturbation sleeve will make you feel sizzling hot!
Why Even Warm a Fleshlight?
Although logical, this question kind of answers itself. Warm sex toys will simply feel more pleasant and natural than cold ones. Sure, playing with temperature is a lot of fun. That’s especially true if you’re usually running a bit colder or hotter than the rest of us folk. Cold sex toys might feel exciting and enticing to people who run a bit hotter. For example, many people enjoy leaving their toys in the fridge for a couple of minutes because they like to feel as if a Frost Giant was fingering them or giving them a jolting handjob.
The Joys of Temperature Play
A cold fleshlight sure has its perks, but a warm one will give a more realistic feeling. Some would even say that it’s a better sensation. That’s especially true if you aren’t a fan of trying to maintain an erection while your dick has a field trip in Siberia.
Furthermore, the feeling of a cold fleshlight is often unpleasant, and it can also be quite painful. Those of us with extremely sensitive one-eyed wonder weasels actually don’t appreciate anything below body temperature. It’s a hard situation to be in, especially when it makes you lose your hard-on.
How to Heat Your Fleshlight DIY Style
Of course, most fleshlights start quite cold. They get warmer as we use them due to friction and our body heat, but those initial couple of minutes of frosty restraint are anything but a delight.
That’s why many of us have resorted to a DIY fleshlight sleeve warmer. If you don’t know how to warm up a fleshlight, let us introduce you to — warm water! By putting the fleshlight under warm water and leaving it for 10 to 15 minutes, we can make it reach body temperature (or even hotter).
What Is a Fleshlight Warmer?
Now, many people don’t exactly enjoy the hassle of taking 15 to 30 minutes of prep to get their sex toys to the ideal temperature. Sure, putting the product under warm water is straightforward, but it also doesn’t allow for spontaneity.
Thus, many men opt for professional fleshlight warmers. Although they could live without it in the summer, many guys say that fleshlight warmers are lifesavers during cold winter nights.
Fleshlight warmers are professional devices that do exactly what you’d think — warm fleshlights. The design came from the creative minds of the world-famous Fleshlight company. The original intention was for it to warm up their products. However, given that all penis sleeves are basically identical design-wise (we’re talking about the rudimentary design here, of course), the device works with all vagina toys.
How Does the Fleshlight Warmer Work?
Unlike many top sex toys and sex toy accessories that are hitting the market lately, a fleshlight warmer is quite straightforward to use. It does precisely what it says it does, in the most candid way imaginable.
A fleshlight warmer is essentially a long rod on a four-legged stand. It’s reminiscent of those lean, long butt plugs, and it has an elegant finish since it’s all black and long.
The idea is that you can plug the warmer in (since it’s USB-powered) and basically spear your fleshlight or any other vagina toy on it. The rod then warms the fleshlight.
The Overall Design
As mentioned, the warmer looks like a sleek, long butt plug. It seems that the design is intentional and that the masterminds behind it were fully aware of its implications. It’s a sex toy accessory made to look like another sex toy because why keep anything inconspicuous, right?
Either way, we strongly discourage all users from using the fleshlight warmer for anything other than its intended use. Sure, it looks like you could easily shove it up to your ass, but please don’t. We’re all about sex positivity and exploring your sexual boundaries, but even we (and the Fleshlight people) have to draw the line somewhere. And that is it! That is the line — shoving a hot rod anywhere!
The Main Features
The fleshlight warmer is quite simple both when it comes to design and features. However, the features it does have are quite powerful. First of all, it heats your fleshlight or any other vagina stroker within five to ten minutes. Its maximum temperature is around 135 degrees.
Now, don’t get scared. Yes, 135 degrees is quite high, especially for something that’s going to end up around our dicks. However, that’s only its maximum temperature. In reality, your fleshlight will probably get to a temperature of between 90 and 100 degrees. In other words, it will either be lukewarm or slightly warm.
The best feature that the fleshlight warmer has is that it automatically turns off after a while. Even if you leave the fleshlight on it, its warming cycle features will prevent overheating and potential accidents (everyone who had a girlfriend or a sister that left their flatiron on overnight knows what we’re talking about).
Another remarkable thing you'll love about fleshlight warmers is that there are no confusing buttons. You can’t accidentally switch modes or turn it off. As soon as you plug it into a power outlet or your computer via its USB cord, it will power up and start heating. After its first warming cycle is over, it will power down.
Easy to Use
As you can see, the fleshlight warmer is quite straightforward. For the first few uses, we recommend leaving the toy on for a short period and checking which heat level you're compatible with.
Furthermore, we also recommend lubing the masturbator toy up. Here are a few reasons for that. First of all, it will make the masturbator slide onto the rod of the warmer easily. However, that’s not the only reason for our recommendation. If you put lube in the fleshlight beforehand, it will also pleasantly warm up by the time the warmer does its thing.
Since we already spoke about not enjoying the jolt that follows cold sensations on our dicks, warm lube is a game-changer.
OK, But Is That as Good as It Gets?
People in our community really are greedy little sexed-up monsters. We always want more, more, more! More efficient toys, toys that are easier to use, toys that will bring more pleasure, etc.
So it’s no wonder that you’re asking, “But isn’t a fleshlight warmer just another hassle?”
You might have a point. After all, we do have to get a separate device, plug it in, and wait a few minutes. Again, much like with the DIY water warming technique, there’s not much room for spontaneity.
Furthermore, although we’ve been singing its praises, the fleshlight warmer does have a disadvantage. Although the device will get your toy cozy warm, it won’t be able to heat it as thoroughly as a sink full of warm water could.
The rod doesn’t quite heat the entrance to the fleshlight nor the first inch or so. Those parts still stay relatively cold. It’s better than nothing, especially during winter months, but it’s still not as warm as one would hope (nor as the inside of the fleshlight is).
So those are the two primary issues we have with the warmer. The question remains, though — is there anything that can overcome them?
A Self-Heating Vagina Stroker — Making Everything Easy, Warm, and Pleasant!
Avoiding both the hassle and the sporadic cold areas, self-heating masturbators have it all. They are an all-inclusive sort of device. Everything is there, even the features you didn’t think you needed (for example, some of them have speakers that produce enticing, luscious moans). These masturbators not only heat up for your pleasure, but they can also suck you off or vibrate you into oblivion!
You don’t have to bother with warming them up yourself in any way, given that their features will do that for you. So a warm, wet, pulsating vagina is but a few pushes of a button away.
Although they aren’t as realistic as other, regular fleshlights, and even though they do look a bit like you’re sticking your dick into something that Spock might have designed, self-heating vagina strokers really are the ideal sex toy. They heat up quite nicely, and they do the job more thoroughly than a heating rod does.
What’s more, they also don’t heat up to staggering temperatures of 135 degrees. Because they stay at the comfortable heat level of around 100 degrees, these self-heating masturbators almost feel like the real thing!
Are Self-Heating Masturbators as Versatile as Fleshlight Warmers?
The short answer is no. Although you can fit any sort of penis sleeve on the fleshlight warmer, these toys are pretty much a what-you-see-is-what-you-get type of deal. You can’t fit anything other than your penis inside, nor can you heat other toys with it.
Therefore, it does lack in the versatility department. Overall, both products are marvelous and innovative, and both will add to your steamy masturbatory sessions. Once you start using them, you won’t be looking back to those sad, cold sleeves.
A Few Parting Words
Overall, we can all agree that cold fleshlights are so last season. Why endure such hardship when there are practical, easy, and affordable solutions within your reach? That’s right — no reason to.
Both fleshlight warmers and heated pocket pussies are excellent products that will take your masturbatory experience from a solid five to a staggering ten. In other words, they will blow your mind!