Screwing Around The House - How To Use A Suction Cup Dildo

It's finally time to talk about a very special product which has absolutely taken the sex toy world by storm.

It's flexible, versatile, comes in a huge range of sizes and colors, can be used in almost any room of your house, and lets you pound and thrust away to orgasm while keeping your hands free to stroke your cock, tease your clit, grope your breasts, pinch your nipples or do anything else to bring yourself even more pleasure than ever before.

Of course, we couldn't be talking about anything other than the suction cup dildo.

Who would have ever thought that such a simple addition could open up an entire world of possibilities for giving and receiving pleasure? It may seem impossible, but it is completely true.

The addition of a sturdy suction cup at its base transforms a dildo from a mere toy into a versatile pleasure tool suited for a variety of situations in a huge range of locations.

What once was just a hunk of silicone, rubber or plastic can now even help you and your partner finally live out that long-held threesome fantasy that once seemed so impossible! But just what is so great about the suction cup dildo?

Well, we're going to explain it to you with this helpful guide which covers everything from how to create a solid, unbreakable suction seal to what positions to use with your new dildo to what walls, floors or pieces of furniture it can most easily be attached to.

So read on to learn more about the exciting, orgasmically pleasurable world of the suction cup dildo!

What Is A Suction Cup Dildo?

Much of the general public received their first exposure to the suction cup dildo when pranksters attached a particularly large, bright pink model to the car of British Parliament member Jacob Rees-Mogg.

While the culprits were neither identified or arrested, Rees-Mogg stated in an interview that he believed the dildo's placement, along with other acts of vandalism on his house, car and property, were carried out to oppose his support of Britain's controversial decision to leave the European Union - a massive political event nicknamed "Brexit".

However, many who saw this news did not come away from the story thinking about Brexit or the morality of Rees-Mogg's political opinions.

Rather, they found themselves asking - "how on Earth did they get the dildo to stay standing straight up on his car like that?"

Well, the answer is simple - the task was performed by a single suction cup. Yes, in fact, the revolutionary toy known as the suction cup dildo is in fact nothing more or less than a standard dildo with a large suction cup affixed to its base. However, that relatively small change has far-reaching effects.

The suction cup can be used to attach the dildo to various surfaces and objects around the house, including but not limited to walls, floors and furniture.

Now, instead of needing to use your hand - or your partner's hand - to manipulate the dildo so that it moves in just the right way and hits your prostate or G-spot, you can enjoy hands-free self-pleasure sessions while fucking yourself on the attached dildo in a variety of positions.

In general, suction cup dildos resemble other, more "standard" types of dildo in almost every way.

They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors, and can range from "realistic" - flesh-toned models featuring lifelike molded additions such as wrinkles, foreskin, pubic hair or testicles - to "fantasy" - large dildos in strange curved or twisted positions with bright colors, unique textures and even add-ons such as clitoral stimulation, vibration, or glitter.

There are thicker models for vaginal use, thinner models for anal use, and curved or tapered designs which can be used for whichever kind of penetration you most prefer.

However, because they must be able to attach to vertical surfaces such as walls without drooping or falling down, suction cup dildos tend to be made from lightweight materials such as silicone, rubber, polyvinyl chloride (PVC) or yielding "jelly-like" elastomers.

Many suction cup dildos utilize a manufacturing style called "dual density," in which a lightweight inner core made from foam or aerated elastomer is coated with a more flesh-like outer layer of silicone, rubber or even high tech options like CyberSkin.

It is very unlikely that you will find a suction cup dildo made from glass, due to its fragility and the risk of falling to the ground and shattering, or plastic or stainless steel (or any other metals) due to their greater weight.

As long as the suction cup is sufficiently strong, you can choose the other details and elements of your dildo depending on your personal preferences.

For once, we actually recommend starting out with something a little bit longer, as that will still allow you to experience a good amount of penetration and tease your sweet spots even when getting used to the new angles and positions which come with using this type of dildo.

If you are worried about accidentally hurting yourself by penetrating too deeply in a new position, you can choose one with a flared, wider base or a pair of molded balls on the end.

This will stop you from being able to impale yourself too far on the dildo and force you to take things slowly as you become accustomed to the new sensation.

Everything else though - width, shape, color, texture, and whether or not the dildo features add-ons such as vibration - is totally up to you!

Why Choose A Suction Cup Dildo?

As we mentioned at the beginning of this article, the primary advantage which a suction cup dildo has over a more standard variety is the ability to engage in hands-free pleasure both alone and with a partner.

With a normal dildo, you need to constantly keep a hold on it and use your hands and fingers to move it around inside you.

While some dildos can vibrate or even rotate a bit on their own, every other type of motion - from thrusting to grinding to pounding - must be controlled by a pair of human hands.

While this can be pleasurable, it can also sometimes feel quite frustrating, especially when you want to use your hands to help yourself reach orgasm in other ways, such as stroking your cock or rubbing your clit.

Some people have even complained about finishing up some standard dildo penetration earlier than planned because their hands and wrists have started to cramp or become sore.

With a suction cup dildo, you can guarantee that that will never happen, no matter how quickly and roughly you go to town on your own holes!

In addition, suction cup dildos are great for realizing your fantasies during alone time. It's much easier to pretend that a thick silicone cock is actually the flesh and blood equipment of your lover if it is firmly attached to a wall or floor and you aren't having to constantly adjust it with your hands while you're thrusting into yourself.

Realizing you fantasies doesn't have to just be limited to your solo fun times either - you and your partner can bring a suction cup dildo into the bedroom and attach it to the wall or headboard to make that threesome you've always dreamed about come to life!

It's great for double penetration, too - it will stay steady in your vagina, mouth or ass while your partner claims a different hole, allowing you to simply lay back, relax, and focus on the pleasure rather than having to stay engaged and alert in case your dildo needs a little more adjusting.

Because the suction cups at their bases tend to be fairly flat in nature, most suction cup dildos are also highly compatible with strap-on harnesses.

They fit easily into the provided O-rings and can rest snugly against the wearer's pubic bone without annoyances like a pointy or bulky base getting in the way.

If you and your partner are fans of pegging, a suction cup dildo will make an excellent addition to your collection. After all, using a strap-on in the bedroom is most fun when you've got a variety of sizes to choose from and can try out something different each night.

Just make sure to check the girth measurements of the suction cup dildo before making your purchase, in order to check whether or not you need to purchase additional O-rings or if they will fit snugly in one of the ones you already own.

Chairs, Walls, And The Floor Too - So Many Options!

Now it's time to answer what is probably the most frequently asked question of all when it comes to suction cup dildos: just where, exactly, can I attach that suction cup to?

Luckily, while the answer isn't quite "absolutely anywhere you want to at all," it's pretty darn close. As long as you follow a few simple rules, your imagination is basically the limit when it comes to finding places to have fun with your new suction cup bearing stud!

Locations where you attach the dildo should be sturdy, solid, fairly unyielding, and, most importantly, capable of standing up to at least a little weight, pressure and movement.

After all, part of the reason you are interested in having a hands-free pleasure session in the first place is so that you can give yourself a rougher self-screwing than you can with a simple standard dildo, right?

Stick to solid surfaces like walls, floors or wooden furniture and (with a few exceptions) avoid soft, squishy or movable items or locations such as pillows, beanbag chairs, plush carpets, or your favorite extra-large stuffed animal.

There are two other important considerations which should not be neglected when choosing a temporary home for your thick new silicone or rubber cock: one, can the suction cup attach properly and create a good seal and two, how easy or difficult will the area be to clean up after you are finished?

Regardless of what equipment you yourself possess, masturbation with a suction cup dildo can be a rather messy experience: sweat, saliva, human ejaculation fluids, and, of course, lubricant, can get absolutely everywhere even if you are careful.

So, we'd recommend avoiding hooking up your dildo to the brand new comforter on your bed or that antique fabric-upholstered chair that you inherited from your grandmother.

In general, a good rule of thumb is to avoid cloths and fabrics at all costs and stick to flat, smooth, shiny surfaces such as wood, metal, plastic, plaster or tile.

Avoid carpeted floors - stick to hardwood or tile. Small fabric accessories such as throw rugs or welcome mats should be removed entirely from the vicinity before you begin.

Beds do contain some areas which are acceptable for use - the headboard in particular - but, if you are worried about cleanliness, you can strip off the covers and sheets, use an older, spare set that you don't mind getting dirty, or put a plastic or latex covering on top of the entire mattress.

If you absolutely feel the need to penetrate yourself with the assistance of a couch, loveseat, or fabric chair, it should also be covered - plastic furniture covers are inexpensive and easily purchased at most home goods stores.

You can even improvise by using something like a tarp or a large sheet of plastic, as long as you make sure that the area is thoroughly covered before beginning any sexual activities.

Luckily, the overlap between "surfaces which are easy to clean" and "surfaces which the suction cup at the base of your dildo will easily stick to" is fairly significant. Once again wood, tile, and hard plastics come out on top, allowing for the creation of a tight seal which poses almost no risk of accidentally coming undone mid-thrust.

Fabrics and other softer, more yielding materials will result in a seal with far less integrity, possibly running the risk of accidentally disconnecting dildo from surface and winding up in a rather uncomfortable position with an unattached toy jammed up your anus or vagina.

Once again, plastic covers are your friend - you don't want to risk the discomfort, pain or even injury which can result from using one of these bad boys incorrectly!

As we said, pretty much the only limit to where you can successfully attach your suction cup dildo are the above rules and your own imagination.

But if you're overwhelmed by the sheer amount of choices available to you and looking for some ideas about how to get started, read on for a few of our favorite places around the house for a little self-pleasure.

Every single item in this guide was suggested by a Lovegasm staff member, so you know they're all the real deal!

Get On The Floor

The floor is considered by many to be the most "simple" or "classic" way to get started with your brand new suction cup dildo. It's easy to attach, comfortable to use, simple to decide which position to penetrate yourself in, and - best of all! - gravity is working on your side, meaning that there's no risk of the dildo slipping or drooping even if you might not have managed to create an absolutely perfect seal on your first try.

Choose a firm, smooth floor surface to get started. Hardwood and tile are both excellent options - though, if you've got a little bit of an exhibitionist streak, the wooden or metal boards of a back porch or balcony can make a fun, unique choice when you're ready to try something new.

Make sure that the floor is clean before beginning. We don't necessarily mean that you have to thoroughly scrub it down and disinfect it, but do check around for any large pieces of debris, such as hairballs or food crumbs, which could negatively impact the tightness of the seal created by the suction cup.

If you are new to using a suction cup dildo on yourself and are worried about maintaining your balance, choose a section of floor close to a wall, cabinet, or something else sturdy that you can safely lean against.

You may also want to put pillows, towels or blankets beneath your feet or knees to make balancing on the floor more comfortable.

Once the dildo is in place, slowly lower yourself down on top of it in either a squatting or kneeling position depending on which is most comfortable for you.

From there, you can "ride" the dildo by thrusting up and down at your preferred pace. This can be a bit of a workout for your thighs and calves, especially at first, but believe us - the mind-bending orgasm you'll have at the end is more than worth the effort!

From The Window To The Wall (And The Door)

If the floor is the most standard horizontal surface to which you can attach a suction cup dildo, then the most standard and easy to use vertical surface would have to be nothing more than the humble wall.

Most walls make especially great locations for your dildo as they tend to be firm and sturdy and not possess any soft, yielding covering such as carpet or fabric.

(However, in the case of walls which have been painted, you should make sure before beginning that the paint job has been properly set and sealed and that the suction cup will not cause it to chip or flake when the seal is created)

Remember, no two people are the exact same height - what works perfectly for your friend or partner or that porn actress you saw do this in a video once might not necessarily be what works for you.

Another thing to keep in mind, especially for women, is that your body may in fact have multiple "perfect heights". Specifically, the height which works for vaginal penetration might not be the same as the one which is the most comfortable for anal penetration - and vice versa.

Attaching your dildo to the wall might first require a little bit of experimentation. Specifically, don't get discouraged if it takes a couple tries to find the proper height.

Remember, no two people are the exact same height - what works perfectly for your friend or partner or that porn actress you saw do this in a video once might not necessarily be what works for you.

Another thing to keep in mind, especially for women, is that your body may in fact have multiple "perfect heights".

Specifically, the height which works for vaginal penetration might not be the same as the one which is the most comfortable for anal penetration - and vice versa.

You can stand tall, bend slightly at the waist, hang a squat, or get down on your hands and knees for a little thrusting action in the classic doggy style. Not to mention, you can switch up your perspective as well.

Try going at it while facing the wall one time, and then face away the next to screw yourself from behind! (Keep in mind that anal penetration may only work from behind, unless you have an exceptionally long dildo or an exceptionally flexible body).

If you find yourself experiencing a little bit of discomfort, remember the advice which we offered in the previous section - find something to balance or brace your weight against, such as a cabinet, desk, or shelf, until you get used to the feeling.

If you happen to have any thin strips of wall in your house - such as one located between the doors to two rooms, or a room and a staircase - these make great options for penetration locations because you can brace your legs on either side of the wall strip in a sort of "straddling" position.

Now, we've discussed walls, but what about other tall, vertical surfaces which you might commonly find in your house? Yes, of course, we are talking about nothing other than doors and windows.

Doors and windows are slightly more adventurous choices for attaching your suction cup dildo to, but you can usually make it work if you are willing to take a little extra care - and perhaps move just a little more slowly, at least at first.

It is important to keep in mind that doors and windows are generally less stable than walls.

They are thinner, less layered and, of course, are primarily designed to open and close, meaning that they must be securely fastened - and, if possible, locked - before attaching your dildo.

Doors are usually made from wood and windows from glass; both of these materials are far more likely to break than the layered plaster backed up by insulation which features in the design of most modern home walls.

If you really want to use a door or window in your penetration play, we strongly recommend that you

1) choose the strongest and sturdiest one available in your house and

2) keep your movements slow and gentle at first to make sure that your chosen location can stand up to such strenuous activities.

In general, "outside doors" - doors which allow you to enter and exit your home - are made with a thicker and more stable design than "interior doors," or doors which connect two rooms in the inside of your house. Therefore, we recommend that you use an outside door if one is available.

Always attach your dildo to the side of the door which will NOT swing open if pushed against, and keep the door thoroughly locked throughout the session.

If the door is made of painted wood, you should be careful and make sure that the suction cup will not cause the paint to chip before beginning your activities.

When it comes to windows, you should of course make sure that any blinds or curtains are properly drawn so that your neighbors do not get an accidental eyeful of your intimate date with your suction cup dildo.

Choose windows which are made up of multiple smaller panes, as they are less likely to break or shatter than bigger, less sturdy windows.

If you are really attracted to the idea of pounding your ass or pussy against a window but are worried about breakage, try attaching the dildo to the windowsill or the wall just below the window for a similar but safer experience.

Splish, Splash In The Bath

There is probably no other room in your house which will offer quite as many options for suction cup dildo fun as the bathroom. Yes, you heard us right. The bathroom.

Wait, what, you ask us. That place where I pee and brush my teeth and take a quick shower at the end of the day? How could the bathroom become an exciting haven full of adventurous sexual fun?

Well, don't worry - because we're about to explain just how this can, in fact, be true.

Of course, we wouldn't be labeling the bathroom "the best room in the house" if all it had to offer was a slightly stickier than average floor and generally strong walls. No, the true prizes lie further in: namely, the shower, the bathtub and yes, even the toilet as well.

Let's start with the tub. There are generally considered to be two distinct ways to use a suction cup dildo in the bathtub. The first is to attach it to the top or lip of the tub, straddle it with one leg inside the tub and one leg outside, and ride it until you reach orgasm.

This is a popular method because bathtub walls tend to be at a perfect height for all but the tallest of people to comfortably squat down and ride their dildo without experiencing any unnecessary leg strain or cramping.

Of course, the cleanup is easier and more fun than ever before as well, because you can just rinse off with a nice hot bath once you're all done!

You can also attach your dildo lower down on the side of the tub in order to penetrate yourself while laying fully down inside of it. In general, we find the most comfortable position here to be raising your legs as though you were throwing them over a lover's shoulders and hooking them over the sides of the tub while you scoot as close to the dildo as possible and then penetrate yourself either vaginally or anally.

However, some people also enjoy getting on their hands and knees in the tub and engaging in a little doggy style penetration.

This is great for a slow, sensual penetration experience, especially because you can pair it together with a nice hot bath (or a cold one, if you're into temperature play) at the exact same time!

Just make sure that you attach the dildo to the tub before filling it with water, otherwise the seal will not form as tightly as it should.

We also recommend against using too much water, as it's not particularly enjoyable to penetrate yourself while your head is submerged underwater.

Plus, people who find themselves moving around and thrashing their legs in the throes of pleasure probably want to avoid splashing water over the edge of the tub and leaving yourself with a messy bathroom floor to clean up afterwards!

You can also pair pleasure with relaxation by attaching your dildo to the wall of the shower and penetrating yourself while hot (again, or cold if that's what you prefer) water cascades down onto you from above. You can choose between a standing position and doggy style on your hands and knees.

Just like with a regular wall, it might take a little experimentation to figure out what height works best for you, especially if you choose to stand, and you might need to place the dildo at two different heights depending on whether you are engaging in vaginal or anal activities.

As with the bathtub, we recommend attaching the dildo before turning on the water, so that the seal is able to form and set properly and its integrity is not weakened by the shower's flow.

The primary risk which comes with a steamy shower session is, of course, that you might slip and fall. Keep your moments slow and careful at first until you have gotten accustomed to the new wet, slick environment.

If you need to, try out a few practice sessions in the tub or shower without putting the water on so you can become more familiar with the space and its confines. Brace yourself against the sides or walls of the shower if necessary.

If your shower is a box-style one with a glass door, do NOT under any circumstances attach your dildo to the door - many shower doors cannot be locked and, even if it can, it will almost certainly be far too fragile to stand up to your body's motions as you reach the throes of pleasure.

Trust us, shattered glass shards all over your tub and bathroom floor is absolutely the LAST thing you want to happen - it's pretty much impossible to get back into a sensual mood after an accident like this.

Don't let possible concerns about slipping deter you from trying out your suction cup dildo in the shower, however - it was nearly unanimously voted as the Lovegasm staff's favorite place to go for a little suction-powered fun.

Best of all, if you have a removable or adjustable shower head, you can add even more pleasure to the experience.

Simply turn the water pressure to your favorite setting and let it cascade over your clit or the head of your penis, and you'll be well on your way to the orgasm of a lifetime!

Now, we did mention earlier in this section that even the toilet qualifies as a piece of prime penetration real estate. It might seem a little gross, but we promise - trying out this exciting new strategy is totally worth it.

This juicy piece of knowledge is something that even many lifelong dildo fans don't know about: in fact, the toilet is one of the most perfect places in your house to use if you want to ride your suction cup dildo.

Just remember to firmly close the lid before putting it to use!

Yes, you heard us right. The toilet isn't sometimes known as the "throne" for nothing, after all! In many ways, when it comes to dildo riding real estate, a toilet is like an upgraded, even better version of your standard chair.

But just what makes it such a great seat upon which to plant your dildo?

Well, first things first, unlike most chairs, toilets are firmly attached to the wall and floor of the bathroom, meaning that they are unlikely to move, come apart, or sustain any damage at all no matter how enthusiastic you get with your thrusts.

Second, toilets are designed for sitting on, so it's at pretty much the perfect height for anyone to use. Your legs and feet are unlikely to experience any discomfort, cramping or pain after taking the old "throne" for a vigorous ride.

Lastly, most modern toilets also have a "tank" attachment on the back, which is the perfect size and height to grip onto with your hands while you are riding away.

This keeps you steady throughout the experience, making the toilet a perfect choice for those who are a little newer to dildo-riding and are not yet confident with their ability to balance well with their ass or vagina stuffed full of silicone.

Furnished With Options

When it comes to home furniture, the unfortunate truth is that some pieces will work exceptionally well for your desired purposes, while others will not.

As we mentioned at the beginning of this section, you should in general avoid anything soft, plush or covered in fabric and stick to steady wood, plastic or metal pieces instead.

If you absolutely feel the need to use a couch or an upholstered chair for penetrative purposes, throw a plastic furniture cover over it before going to town.

This will not only keep your furniture clean and free from nasty stains, but also give you a much firmer and tighter suction seal to work with.

Like toilet seats, chairs are a great option if you are feeling in the mood for riding your dildo. We recommend choosing a chair with arms that you can grip onto to maintain your balance.

However, if that is not an option, you can push the chair against a wall, desk, bed or another sturdy surface which you can use to stay balanced throughout the act instead.

Keep in mind, however, that chairs, especially when on top of a hardwood, tile, or linoleum floor, can move, slide around and even topple over as a result of vigorous penetration.

Try pushing your chair against a solid surface, or eliminate the risk by choosing one that has heavy, sturdy legs with minimal movement.

It should come as no surprise that you should NEVER use a rocking chair, rolling office chair, or any type of chair with an auto-recline feature, as all of the above come with a serious risk of falling off and injuring yourself mid-ride.

Other types of furniture are a lot more variable when it comes to whether or not they will work well with your suction cup dildo. Couches are at a good height for riding, especially the arms, but are usually too plush or are covered with fabric that stains easily and is impossible to clean.

However, if you have a couch with removable cushions or one made from a non-fabric material such as wicker, you may want to give it a try.

Desks and tables are another option which might seem great on the surface, but are hamstrung by the wide variety of sizes and materials available.

Some are too tall, too short, too unsteady or simply too old to be used properly. (You don't want to end your sexy penetration session early because you got a splinter in your butt or genital area from a piece of old wood, do you?)

Our advice when it comes to these types of furniture is simply to take it slow, practice, and make sure that you are fully comfortable and in a sturdy, stable position before even thinking about trying something more energetic.

If you feel unstable or unsafe at any time, stop immediately, get off the dildo, and rethink your options. There are too many great locations available in your house to risk your health and safety on a less than ideal one!

Beds, of course, are something which naturally comes to mind when thinking of a location to attach your dildo. What part of your house is sexier and more intimate than the bed, after all?

However, beds have both advantages and drawbacks when it comes to suction cup play. First things first, you should NEVER try to attach your dildo to a mattress, pillow, or thick blanket.

All of the above are far too wimpy and squishy and not nearly stable enough to both create a tight seal and support your weight as you penetrate yourself.

The ideal part of a bed to attach a suction cup dildo to is in fact the headboard (or, if your bed does not have a headboard, you can push your bed up against a wall or dresser and use that instead).

Headboards are usually made of wood or metal and are generally stable enough to keep you balanced and feeling good.

They're also, of course, quite easy to clean. (For maximum ease and cleanliness, we recommend removing any expensive, high-quality blankets or sheets from the bed before getting down to business. Keeping around a spare set of sheets or a plastic or latex mattress cover specifically for intimate occasions can be a great idea as well.)

The ideal position to use when impaling yourself on a bed's headboard is, without a doubt, doggy style.

Doggy style allows you to get on your hands and knees - which, with a padded mattress beneath you, is usually pretty comfortable - while slowly moving backwards and impaling yourself on the dildo. It is the position that keeps you the most balanced on top of a bed.

While you can penetrate yourself either vaginally or anally in a doggy style position, once again, the two different variations might require two different heights on the headboard, so don't be afraid to experiment.

It is also great for dildo play which involves your partner, as they have access to your mouth (and vagina, if the dildo is stuffed up your ass) and can clearly see the expressions of blissful pleasure on your face throughout the act.

Mirror, Mirror, On The…Floor? Or Wall?

Now, let's talk about mirrors.

Using a mirror is a wonderfully kinky way for a veteran suction-cup dildo enthusiast to shake things up and try something new after having gotten bored of "the same old routine" of walls, floors, chairs and beds. What's so great about a mirror, you ask?

Well, that's simple enough to explain - attaching your dildo to a mirror allows you to observe your own body while you are using the toy to take yourself to the absolute heights of pleasure.

Ever wanted to know how your face looks when you tip over the edge, or how your ass looks when it's taking a foot-long silicone monstrosity as deep as it possibly can? Well, now those fantasies can become reality!

Trust us, there's absolutely nothing sexier than being able to observe your own expressions of ecstasy or perhaps see your pussy or asshole pulse as it clenches around the oh so welcome intrusion.

There are a number of ways in which you can use a mirror to play with your suction cup dildo. First of all, if you have a freestanding mirror which you can safely move around and is not permanently attached to anything, you can lay it on the floor and ride your dildo on top of it.

As always, this is a recommended position for beginners because it allows gravity to work in your favor rather than potentially serving as a limiting factor.

Plus, this position is also great because it allows you to get a look at what your body looks like taking the dildo.

It can help you make adjustments to get your positioning just right so as to successfully hit your G-spot or prostate with every thrust. In fact, we strongly believe that a few sessions riding a mirror-attached suction cup dildo can help you get better acquainted with your body in general and make all of your future experiments with various sex toys more pleasurable and satisfying than they would have otherwise been.

Of course, your house may also contain mirrors which are not freestanding and come permanently attached to walls. You can use mirrors of this type for either standing or doggy-style (hands and knees) penetration. However, we do recommend choosing full size mirrors (i.e. mirrors that reach the floor) for this purpose if at all possible.

After all, we don't want you to injure yourself climbing on top of a cabinet, dresser or bathroom sink just to reach a higher mirror!

Penetrating yourself on a floor-length mirror is, in general, a similar experience to using a wall. However, we do recommend being a little more gentle, as mirrors are fragile and can potentially shatter into dangerous glass shards if you go at things too hard.

Stay balanced, stay steady and keep your movements slow and regular as much as possible.

If you have only one single mirror to use, your best option to see yourself is to penetrate yourself in a forward position while facing the mirror itself.

You can stand or squat depending on which position is more comfortable for you. In general, vaginal penetration is the recommended option here, as it usually takes an exceptionally long dildo to be able to penetrate yourself anally from the front.

Another option, especially if you are determined to take it up the ass, is to lie on the ground on your back with your legs in the air. If you raise your head high enough (we recommend putting a pillow or stack of towels underneath it in order to do so) you should still be able to catch a good glimpse of yourself in the mirror as you pound away.

If you have two or more mirrors to work with - and at least one of them is not fixed permanently in one location and is capable of being moved around - then there is another especially unique and fun option which is available to you.

Place the two mirrors opposite one another, so that you can see yourself clearly in the first mirror if you stand with your back against the second one.

Then, you will be able to penetrate yourself from behind - either standing or on your hands and knees in doggy style - and the positioning of the two mirrors will allow you to get an excellent view of your entire body.

This experience is truly unequaled - you will be able to see both your face and your ass as you shake, shiver and absolutely come apart with absolute pleasure.

We cannot recommend this highly enough. Some of our Lovegasm staffers even went out and purchased additional mirrors of their own just so they could give this a try at home!

And Much, Much More

Even this extensive list is only a small sampling of the many exciting things which you can do with a suction cup dildo of your very own. Like we mentioned earlier in this article, you can attach it to a strap-on harness in order to peg your lover - or be pegged by them instead, if that's what you prefer!

Of course, a suction cup dildo can also be used like a standard dildo as well. If one day you simply don't feel up to the effort involved with attaching it somewhere and taking it for a ride, you can instead use your hands and fingers to manipulate it just as you would with any number of other sex toys.

Another thing which was mentioned by one of our Lovegasm staffers as a particular favorite of hers was attaching your dildo to a large rubber exercise ball, such as the kind which you might find at the gym.

The ball, she explained, is firm enough to create a solid seal, and the dildo is in absolutely no danger of falling off at any point during your amorous activities.

Plus, the bounce of the ball can simulate the "up and down" motions of actual penetration, and make pleasuring yourself with a suction cup dildo even more true to life than ever before!

Using an exercise ball allows for a consistent pattern of rough, intense thrusts which hit your sweet spot perfectly each time.

You can attach the suction cup dildo to the headboard of your bed and thrust it into your ass while your partner claims your vagina or mouth.

Alternately, put it high up on the wall and penetrate yourself from the front in a standing position while your partner thrusts into you from behind.

A suction cup dildo is also a great option if you want to tease your partner and get them riled up by putting on a show of simulated foreplay using your hands and tongue on the dildo instead of your partner's cock.

Here at Lovegasm, we find these kind of "look, don't touch" shows to be one of the best ways to tease and torment your lover and drive them right to the edge!

Plus, If you're feeling extra adventurous one day, you could even try taking both your partner's cock and the suction cup dildo in the same hole. (Be careful and make sure you engage in plenty of preparation if you're going to try this though.)

Final Tips & Tricks

We know, this article is already getting pretty long, and we've given you a ton of information about how to put your suction cup dildo to best use in the bedroom, the bathroom, and all around the house.

We thought we'd close this guide with a few final tips which can help make your suction cup dildo play as fun, simple, painless, and of course pleasurable as possible!

If you're having trouble getting a good seal, try wetting the suction cup slightly before trying again.

Use something thicker than plain water, though, as that can actually weaken the seal rather than strengthen it. Personally, we find saliva and water-based lubricant to be the most effective options.

Speaking of water based lubricant, it should always be your lube of choice if you are using your suction cup dildo in the bathtub or shower. Other, thicker lubricants will not wash away as easily, while this one will be naturally cleaned up by the water itself and leave you with pretty much no post-play chores necessary.

Keep your suction cup dildo as clean as possible - give it a thorough washing and drying, or at least a wipe down, after each and every penetration session.

Maintaining a clean dildo will help the suction cup keep its integrity for as long as possible, while allowing bits of dirt and grit to sit on it for long periods of time will cause its "sticking power" to fade disappointingly fast and soon leave you with a completely normal dildo incapable of attaching to anything.

When storing your dildo, make sure that the suction cup is not touching or rubbing up against anything else and is not trapped under the base of the dildo.

Damage to the suction cup is the quickest way to ruin a dildo like this - and, unfortunately, it is often the easiest part of the apparatus to damage because it is made of thinner, more fragile rubber than the thicker silicone or elastomer jelly of the body.

You may wish to consider keeping your suction cup dildo wrapped up in cloth or in a special bag or case to keep the suction cup as safe as possible.

If the cup does become damaged in any way, you should repair or replace it as soon as possible. What seems to be only a small tear or abrasion can quickly become much worse over only a short period of time, even if handled carefully.

Now that we've introduced you to all the amazing things that a suction cup dildo can do, your next step is of course to get your hands on one of your own!

Head right on over here to our catalog to pick out a dildo - or several - to help you have lots and lots of suction cup powered fun all around the house.

If you feel like there are too many great options and can't quite bring yourself to decide, you can check out our article here which provides recommendations for the best suction cup dildos for beginners, as well as those which might be suggested for veterans who want something a little more adventurous.

Lastly, you can check out our guides to dildo sizing, dildo materials or how to clean a dildo to make sure that every element of your sticky new toy is absolutely perfect and suited to your individual tastes!